Munted as, bro
Everyday declaration that something's wrecked - or that you are. Peak casual NZ.
"Car's munted as, bro."
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Munted at the races
A very specific NZ state - drunk and dressed up at the horse races. Cup Day energy.
"Half of Christchurch is munted at the races today."
Munted from the mahi
Exhausted from work. NZ's tired-but-proud state.
"Munted from the mahi, straight to bed."
Munted in the head
A bit crazy or foolish - affectionate or literal.
"You're munted in the head, bro."
Munted knee
The classic Kiwi injury - a wrecked knee, usually from rugby or DIY.
"Rugby gave me a munted knee for life."
Munted logic
Flawed reasoning; a broken argument. 'That's munted logic, mate.'
"Cheaper to drive three hours? Munted logic."
Munted merchant
Someone always wrecking things or wrecked themselves. NZ 'merchant' suffix in action.
"He's a proper munted merchant on the tools."
Munted munter
Peak affectionate insult - a wrecked fool. Only among mates.
"You munted munter, you locked the keys in again."
Munted my back
Injured my back - 'munted' applied to the body. Common tradie lament.
"Munted my back lifting the deck timber."
Munted my bag
Wrecked my schoolbag - or, figuratively, ruined my stuff.
"Zip broke, munted my bag."
Munted roads
Wrecked roads - potholed, slipped, storm-damaged. A NZ regional constant.
"Munted roads after the cyclone."
Munted the diet
Blew the healthy eating - usually at a barbecue or bakery. Cheerful defeat.
"Bakery run munted the diet."
Munted the group chat
Said something that killed the vibe in the chat - modern social misstep.
"His hot take munted the group chat."
Munted the landing
Failed at the final step; fell over at the finish. Sporty imagery.
"Nailed the whole thing then munted the landing."
Munted the plan
Ruined the plan. 'Rain munted the plan.'
"Flat tyre munted the plan."
Munted the printer
The universal office lament - the printer's broken again. 'Munted' meets modern life.
"Munted the printer right before the deadline."
Munted the roster
Messed up the schedule. Workplace NZ.
"Someone munted the roster, I'm on twice."
Munted the tackle
Missed or botched a tackle - and, figuratively, fluffed an attempt.
"Munted the tackle and they scored."
Munted the vibe
Ruined the mood or atmosphere. 'He munted the vibe.'
"That comment munted the vibe."
Munted the vibe again
Repeat offence of ruining the mood - said with a sigh.
"He munted the vibe again with that joke."